M'kulupe

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A old person who acts like they still got it. They get called this when kids mess up and remind them who they’re named after.
My grandpa’s a M’kulupe. He yells at me for failing math. He says, 'I didn’t fail math. I created it.'
My cousin got named M’kulupe after her grandma. Now she’s too cool to listen to her.
I called my uncle M’kulupe. He said, 'You better be ready to be called a failure too.'
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A grandpa or grandma who’s so old they probably remember when the internet didn’t exist. You use it when you’re trying to be polite but also scared.
My grandma’s a M’kulupe. She told me, 'I was here before your mom was born. And I was still cool.'
I called my grandpa M’kulupe. He said, 'You’re lucky I don’t make you do push-ups.'
My sister got named M’kulupe. Now she acts like she’s royalty.
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A person so old they probably had a pet dinosaur. You say it to someone when you’re trying to be respectful but also hiding your laughter.
My grandpa’s a M’kulupe. He told me, 'I had a pet dinosaur. It died of old age.'
I called my grandma M’kulupe. She said, 'You should’ve seen me when I was young.'
My cousin got named M’kulupe. Now she says, 'I’m not just cool. I’m ancient.'
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