M.I.S.I.C.H.N.O.
M. I. S. I. C. H. N. O. means you’re so poor you think a $10 bill is a miracle.
"I saw a $10 bill on the ground. I cried."
"I got a $10 bill for my birthday. I cried again."
"I think I’m going to die because I have no money."