Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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M. I. S. I. C. H. N. O. is when you’re so broke you can’t even buy a damn snack at the gas station.

"I tried to buy a bag of chips and it was $3. I’m out."

"I had to eat my dog’s old kibble because I had no money."

"I tried to buy a soda and it was $2. I cried."

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M. I. S. I. C. H. N. O. means you’re so poor you think a $10 bill is a miracle.

"I saw a $10 bill on the ground. I cried."

"I got a $10 bill for my birthday. I cried again."

"I think I’m going to die because I have no money."

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M. I. S. I. C. H. N. O. is when you’re so broke you wish your mom would send you money through a dream.

"I had a dream my mom gave me $50. I woke up and it was gone."

"I tried to send my mom money through a dream. She sent me a nightmare."

"I live in a dream world where I have money. Then I wake up."

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M. I. S. I. C. H. N. O. is when you’re broke enough to fight your best friend over a single fry.

"I fought my best friend over a fry. I won. I still have no money."

"I had to eat a fry for dinner. I cried."

"I got into a fight with my brother because he took my last fry."

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M. I. S. I. C. H. N. O. is when you have so little money you think $1 is a lot.

"I saw a $1 bill. I cried."

"I got $1 for my birthday. I cried again."

"I think I’m rich because I have $1."

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M. I. S. I. C. H. N. O. is when you’re so broke you eat cereal for dinner and call it a day.

"I had cereal for dinner. I cried because I had no money."

"I ate cereal at 11 p. m. I was sad."

"I had cereal for three days straight. I turned into a cereal person."