M.I.M.S. - Turn nonsense into something that actually works, even if yo

Turn nonsense into something that actually works, even if you have to curse the entire time.

I tried to explain my math homework. It was like watching a train wreck. Then I M. I. M. S. it. It made sense, and my teacher cried tears of joy.

He said he was going to fix the internet. I M. I. M. S. it. Now it works, and he's still on the floor.

I M. I. M. S. my dog's excuses for chewing my shoes. It worked. Now he's my best friend.