M.I.M.S.

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Turn nonsense into something that actually works, even if you have to curse the entire time.

I tried to explain my math homework. It was like watching a train wreck. Then I M. I. M. S. it. It made sense, and my teacher cried tears of joy.

He said he was going to fix the internet. I M. I. M. S. it. Now it works, and he's still on the floor.

I M. I. M. S. my dog's excuses for chewing my shoes. It worked. Now he's my best friend.

Make things not stupid, even if you have to yell at them.

My sister's text said 'I lovs u'. I M. I. M. S. it. Now it says 'I love you'. She still didn’t get it.

I M. I. M. S. my boss's idea. It went from 'we’re going to eat the office' to 'we’re having a snack break'.

I M. I. M. S. my friend’s riddles. They’re still confusing, but now they’re also funny.

Make things that don’t make sense actually make sense, even if it takes a swear and a snack.

I M. I. M. S. my math test. It went from ‘I have no idea’ to ‘I aced it’.

I M. I. M. S. my dog’s breakfast. It’s still a mess, but now it makes sense.

I M. I. M. S. my little brother’s excuses. He still didn’t do his homework, but now it makes sense.

Turn garbage into something that actually works, even if you have to throw something at it.

My friend’s idea was garbage. I M. I. M. S. it. Now it’s a plan. He still thinks it’s garbage.

I M. I. M. S. my math homework. It went from ‘I have no idea’ to ‘I got an A’.

I M. I. M. S. my dog’s behavior. It makes sense now, but he still eats my shoes.

Make sense out of chaos, even if you have to yell at the ceiling.

I M. I. M. S. my day. It went from ‘I’m dying’ to ‘I’m alive and I’m eating a snack’.

I M. I. M. S. my dog’s excuses. Now they make sense. He still eats my shoes.

I M. I. M. S. my math test. It went from ‘I have no idea’ to ‘I got an A’.