M.I.L.F.
A woman who looks like she could be my mom, but I’d rather be her lover than her son.
I told my mom she was a MILF. She said, ‘That’s not a compliment.’ I said, ‘It is to me.’
My mom is a MILF. I asked if I could be her lover. She said, ‘You’re still in elementary school.’
I told my friend my mom was a MILF. He asked if she was my lover. I said, ‘Not yet.’