M.I.L.F.
A woman so hot, she makes my math teacher forget his equations and my dog forget his leash.
My math teacher forgot his equations because he saw the MILF at the grocery store. He got a ‘D’ on his test.
My dog forgot his leash because he saw the MILF walking by. He ran into the street.
My mom is a MILF. My dog tried to bite my teacher when he saw her.