M'Dad
M'dad is when you’re trying to sound like a tough guy but still call your dad by his name. It’s like you’re saying, I’m tough, but I still love my dad.
M'dad, I’m gonna beat you up. But I still love you.
M'dad, you’re the only man who can survive my brother’s insults.
M'dad, you’re the best dad in the whole world. I swear.