M'Dad

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M'dad is like saying your dad is the king of all dad stuff and you’re too lazy to say it right. It’s basically a love letter from your brain to your dad’s brain.
M'dad, you’re the reason I still believe in miracles.
M'dad, you’re the only man who can beat my brother at chess.
M'dad, I’m not crying. You’re just the best dad ever.
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M'dad is when you're too proud to call your dad by his name but still want to show him how much you respect him. It’s like a hug but with words.
M'dad, I failed math again. But I still respect you.
M'dad, I’m gonna beat you up later. But right now, I love you.
M'dad, you’re the only man who can survive my mom.
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M'dad is the worst way to say your dad’s name. It’s like you’re too cool to use full words but still want to sound like you’re from a cool place.
M'dad, I just ate three tacos and I’m still not as cool as you.
M'dad, you’re the only man who can beat my uncle at poker.
M'dad, I swear I’ll kill you if you don’t help me with my homework.
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M'dad is when you’re trying to sound like a tough guy but still call your dad by his name. It’s like you’re saying, I’m tough, but I still love my dad.
M'dad, I’m gonna beat you up. But I still love you.
M'dad, you’re the only man who can survive my brother’s insults.
M'dad, you’re the best dad in the whole world. I swear.
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M'dad is like saying your dad is the only dad who can beat your mom at anything. It’s like a dad vs. mom battle, and your dad always wins.
M'dad, you’re the only man who can beat my mom at cooking.
M'dad, I’m still not as cool as you.
M'dad, I swear I’ll beat you up if you don’t help me with my homework.
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M'dad is when you're trying to sound like a real man but still call your dad by his name. It’s like you’re saying, I’m a man, but I still love my dad.
M'dad, you’re the only man who can beat my brother at basketball.
M'dad, I’m still not as cool as you.
M'dad, I swear I’ll beat you up if you don’t help me with my homework.
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