M'Dad
M'dad is the worst way to say your dad’s name. It’s like you’re too cool to use full words but still want to sound like you’re from a cool place.
M'dad, I just ate three tacos and I’m still not as cool as you.
M'dad, you’re the only man who can beat my uncle at poker.
M'dad, I swear I’ll kill you if you don’t help me with my homework.