M.D. Golden Rule
The Modern Day Golden Rule is like being in a cage with lions and thinking you're the king. You hit everyone first just in case they try to eat you. Why wait for trouble when you can make it?
I didn't wait for my boss to yell at me, I yelled at him first and made him cry.
My sister didn't even look at me funny, but I threw her phone out the window.
I saw my neighbor's dog once, so I sprayed his house with pepper spray.