M.D. Golden Rule

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The Modern Day Golden Rule is like being in a cage with lions and thinking you're the king. You hit everyone first just in case they try to eat you. Why wait for trouble when you can make it?

I didn't wait for my boss to yell at me, I yelled at him first and made him cry.

My sister didn't even look at me funny, but I threw her phone out the window.

I saw my neighbor's dog once, so I sprayed his house with pepper spray.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The Modern Day Golden Rule is when you only help someone if they hand you a wad of cash or promise to do something back. No free stuff. No kindness. Just a deal.

I only helped my friend move if he promised to buy me pizza for a month.

I didn't help my mom with her taxes unless she gave me $200.

I only helped my brother cheat on his test if he gave me his candy stash.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The Modern Day Golden Rule is when someone messes with you, and you go full-on revenge mode. You kick their ass twice as hard, or you drag them into court like they owe you money.

My teacher gave me detention, so I threw chalk at her head during lunch.

My brother pushed me, so I took his phone and locked it in the freezer.

My friend said something mean, so I texted his mom and said he was in trouble with the police.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule is when doctors and dentists make you sick just so they can charge you more money later. They do things that don't make sense and don't care if you scream.

My doctor told me I had a virus, but it was just a cold. I paid $200 for a $5 pill.

My dentist said my teeth were fine, but he drilled my tooth and gave me a fake one.

My doctor said I needed surgery, but I just had a headache.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule is when doctors and dentists do stupid things just to get more money. They cut you up, give you pills that make you throw up, and don't care if you're in pain.

My dentist said I had a cavity, but he drilled my tooth for no reason and charged me $1000.

My doctor said I had a broken leg, but it was just a bruise.

My doctor gave me a pill that made me vomit for three days, and it was just a cold.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule is when doctors and dentists do things to you just so they can make more money. They hurt you, give you fake teeth, and then say you're lucky.

My doctor said I needed a heart operation, but it was just a sore throat.

My dentist took out my tooth and gave me a fake one, even though my tooth was fine.

My doctor gave me a pill that made me dizzy and then said it was just a little side effect.

by Slangipedia 9d ago