M.D. Golden Rule
The Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule is when doctors and dentists do things to you just so they can make more money. They hurt you, give you fake teeth, and then say you're lucky.
My doctor said I needed a heart operation, but it was just a sore throat.
My dentist took out my tooth and gave me a fake one, even though my tooth was fine.
My doctor gave me a pill that made me dizzy and then said it was just a little side effect.