M.B.A-hole
A know-it-all who thinks they can run a company just because they have a letter after their name. They have no idea what they’re talking about but they’ll tell you anyway.
'I could fix your whole business if I wanted to.' He said that while he couldn’t even log into the company’s email.
'I’ve done more in one day than you’ve done in your whole life.' He said that while he messed up a simple Excel formula.
'I’m not just a guy with a degree, I’m a business wizard.' He said that while he couldn’t tell the difference between a stock and a sandwich.