M.B.A-hole

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A guy who can’t wait to brag about his MBA before you even finish your first coffee. He thinks he’s a genius just because he paid $100,000 to learn that 2 + 2 = 4 in a fancy building.

'Hey, I got my MBA from a school that costs more than my rent!' I said that before I even asked how they were.

'You’re a nice guy, but I’ve got an MBA and I know what I’m doing.' He said that while struggling to set up a Zoom meeting.

'I’m not just some guy, I’ve got an MBA. That means I know everything about business.' He said that while failing to make a spreadsheet.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A know-it-all who thinks they can run a company just because they have a letter after their name. They have no idea what they’re talking about but they’ll tell you anyway.

'I could fix your whole business if I wanted to.' He said that while he couldn’t even log into the company’s email.

'I’ve done more in one day than you’ve done in your whole life.' He said that while he messed up a simple Excel formula.

'I’m not just a guy with a degree, I’m a business wizard.' He said that while he couldn’t tell the difference between a stock and a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread just because they paid a lot of money for a degree. They’re convinced everyone else is dumb and they’re the only one who knows how to run a business.

'I’m not just any guy, I’ve got an MBA. That means I know everything about business.' He said that while he couldn’t even make a phone call.

'I’m not just some guy who got lucky, I’m a full-fledged business expert.' He said that while he messed up a basic presentation.

'I’ve got an MBA and I know more about business than you’ll ever know.' He said that while he couldn’t even balance his checkbook.

by Slangipedia 8d ago