M.B.A-hole
A guy who can’t wait to brag about his MBA before you even finish your first coffee. He thinks he’s a genius just because he paid $100,000 to learn that 2 + 2 = 4 in a fancy building.
'Hey, I got my MBA from a school that costs more than my rent!' I said that before I even asked how they were.
'You’re a nice guy, but I’ve got an MBA and I know what I’m doing.' He said that while struggling to set up a Zoom meeting.
'I’m not just some guy, I’ve got an MBA. That means I know everything about business.' He said that while failing to make a spreadsheet.