M.A.R.S.
M. A. R. S. stands for Massive Alcohol, Reefer, and Sex. It’s what happens when you party like a wild animal and forget your brain.
My friends and I went to a club. We drank, we smoked, we had sex. M. A. R. S. was in full effect.
I got drunk, smoked a bong, and had sex with three people. M. A. R. S. is real.
I ate a whole pizza, drank a liter of soda, and got high. M. A. R. S. is the best kind of chaos.