M.A.R.S.

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The mental wreck you get after drinking too much and doing stupid stuff the night before. You feel like a total failure and wish you could just disappear.

I woke up with a hangover and a text from my ex: 'You were a mess last night.' M. A. R. S. hit me like a truck.

After the party, I realized I tried to dance with a cop. Classic M. A. R. S.

My mom called me at 10 AM and said, 'You’re not getting a phone anymore.' That’s M. A. R. S. with a side of doom.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

M. A. R. S. stands for Massive Alcohol, Reefer, and Sex. It’s what happens when you party like a wild animal and forget your brain.

My friends and I went to a club. We drank, we smoked, we had sex. M. A. R. S. was in full effect.

I got drunk, smoked a bong, and had sex with three people. M. A. R. S. is real.

I ate a whole pizza, drank a liter of soda, and got high. M. A. R. S. is the best kind of chaos.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A long, brutal session of ass raping that goes on for hours. M. A. R. S. is the worst kind of fun, and it leaves you sore for days.

My friend’s cousin had a M. A. R. S. and it lasted 8 hours. He still has bruises.

I joined a M. A. R. S. and got kicked out after 2 hours. I’m still sore.

My brother had a M. A. R. S. with 10 people. He screamed the whole time.

by Slangipedia 8d ago