m.a.r.i.n.e.s.
A group of guys who think they're tough because they wear blue shirts and ride around in big boats
My cousin joined the marines just so he could yell at tourists on a ferry.
My uncle says he'd rather die than be called a 'private' again.
I asked my brother why he joined the marines, and he said, 'Because I like being yelled at by people who ride around in boats.'