m.a.r.i.n.e.s.

My cousin joined the marines just so he could yell at tourists on a ferry.

My uncle says he'd rather die than be called a 'private' again.

I asked my brother why he joined the marines, and he said, 'Because I like being yelled at by people who ride around in boats.'

I joined the marines and got my ass kicked by a guy who once yelled at a pigeon.

My friend said he joined the marines to be tough, but now he just cries when he gets yelled at.

My cousin got in the marines and now he cries when he's told to do push-ups.

My mom says the marines are just guys who yell a lot and ride around in big boats.

I asked my brother why he joined the marines, and he said, 'Because I like yelling at people who ride around in boats.'

My uncle joined the marines and now he just yells at people who ride around in boats.

My cousin joined the marines just so he could yell at people who ride around in boats.

My friend says the marines are just a bunch of guys who yell at each other and ride around in big boats.

I joined the marines and now I just yell at people who ride around in boats.

My brother joined the marines and now he just yells at people who ride around in boats.

I asked my friend why he joined the marines, and he said, 'Because I like yelling at people who ride around in boats.'

My uncle says the marines are just a bunch of guys who think they're tough because they ride around in boats.