ma'quaria
She’s the funniest person I know and she’s got the brain of a potato. Everyone loves her because she’s hot and doesn’t know how lucky she is.
She told a joke in gym class and the whole team laughed so hard we got in trouble.
She asked me if I wanted to be her partner for the dance and I said yes because I was too scared to say no.
She called me a ‘brain-dead midget’ and I still said yes to being her partner.