ma'quaria

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She’s a laugh riot and got the brain of a doorknob. Everyone’s obsessed with her because she’s a looker and doesn’t know how good she’s got it.

Ma'quaria walked into the class and the whole room shut up. She didn’t even do anything. Just looked at them like they were stupid.

She texted me during math and I failed the test because I was laughing too hard.

She said ‘I got a 20 on my math test’ and I said ‘you’re lying’ and she said ‘no, I’m just that good’.

She’s the funniest person I know and she’s got the brain of a potato. Everyone loves her because she’s hot and doesn’t know how lucky she is.

She told a joke in gym class and the whole team laughed so hard we got in trouble.

She asked me if I wanted to be her partner for the dance and I said yes because I was too scared to say no.

She called me a ‘brain-dead midget’ and I still said yes to being her partner.

She’s got a sense of humor that’s stronger than a bull and a brain that’s weaker than a noodle. Everyone’s crazy about her and she doesn’t even try.

She walked into the cafeteria and the whole lunch table stopped talking just to watch her.

She said ‘I’m not a nerd, I’m a legend’ and I believed her because she’s that good.

She texted me during a test and I got a 50 because I was distracted by her jokes.