She DM'd me: 'We should hang out this weekend. I'll bring pizza.' I said, 'You're bringing pizza? I'm bringing a brain.'

She asked me, 'What's your favorite color?' I said, 'Black. Because your brain is dead.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'

At school, she said, 'You're the best friend ever.' I said, 'No, I'm the best friend you have.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'