Maddy Patty

She texted me: 'Hey, wanna hang out? I'll bring snacks.' I replied: 'No. I'm eating.' She sent a crying face emoji.

At lunch, she asked me, 'Why are you so mad?' I said, 'Because you're still talking to me.' She said, 'I'm not talking to you.' I said, 'Then why are you still talking to me?'

She called me on the phone and said, 'I miss you.' I said, 'I miss my life.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'

She DM'd me: 'We should hang out this weekend. I'll bring pizza.' I said, 'You're bringing pizza? I'm bringing a brain.'

She asked me, 'What's your favorite color?' I said, 'Black. Because your brain is dead.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'

At school, she said, 'You're the best friend ever.' I said, 'No, I'm the best friend you have.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'

She texted me: 'Hey, wanna go to the mall?' I said, 'No. I'm going to the mall of my brain.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'

At lunch, she said, 'You're the best friend ever.' I said, 'No, you're the best friend I have.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'

She called me on the phone and said, 'I miss you.' I said, 'I miss my life.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'