She texted me: 'Hey, wanna go to the mall?' I said, 'No. I'm going to the mall of my brain.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'

At lunch, she said, 'You're the best friend ever.' I said, 'No, you're the best friend I have.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'

She called me on the phone and said, 'I miss you.' I said, 'I miss my life.' She said, 'That's not nice.' I said, 'You're not nice.'