maddy and michael
Maddy and Michael are the best together, they’re loud, they’re dumb, and they’re always making jokes. They’re like a trash fire: messy, loud, and you can’t look away.
They spent the whole lunch break arguing about whose pizza was better, even though they both had the same one.
Maddy said Michael was the best. Michael said Maddy was the best. They both said they were the best.
They made a bet about who could laugh the loudest, and they both lost, because they both laughed too hard.