maddy and michael

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#couple goals #laughing until it hurts #toxic but cute

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Maddy and Michael are the only couple who could have been made in heaven by a drunk god. They’re the same inside and out, loud, goofy, and always ready to laugh at everything, even when they’re being annoying.

Maddy: 'Michael, you're the best.' Michael: 'You're the best, but I'm also the best.'

They laughed so hard during the movie that they forgot the plot.

Michael tried to flirt with Maddy’s friend. Maddy said, 'He’s cute, but he’s still mine.'

by Slangipedia 22h ago

Maddy and Michael are the kind of couple who think they’re the only ones who matter. They’re loud, dumb, and always making jokes about everything, even when they're being stupid.

Michael said, 'I love you.' Maddy said, 'I love you too, but I still think I'm smarter.'

They made fun of the teacher for wearing socks with sandals.

They kept arguing about who had the better sense of humor, even though they both had none.

by Slangipedia 22h ago

Maddy and Michael are the best together, they’re loud, they’re dumb, and they’re always making jokes. They’re like a trash fire: messy, loud, and you can’t look away.

They spent the whole lunch break arguing about whose pizza was better, even though they both had the same one.

Maddy said Michael was the best. Michael said Maddy was the best. They both said they were the best.

They made a bet about who could laugh the loudest, and they both lost, because they both laughed too hard.

by Slangipedia 22h ago