maddox.xmission.com
This is the best website ever. It's run by Maddox, the Pirate, who doesn't just say things, he yells them at you like you owe him money.
'This is the best page in the universe, and you know it.'
'I'm not just a pirate, I'm the best pirate.'
'You're all just jealous of my awesomeness.'