maddox.xmission.com

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This website is run by a guy who yells at the world and doesn't stop, even though he's just doing it in his spare time. He's been on TV twice, and that's just a bonus.
'You're all morons and I'm not even done with my coffee yet.'
'I'm not a genius, I'm just tired of your nonsense.'
'If you don't get it, you're a lost cause.'
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A website so good it makes pirates look like bums. This guy is the real deal, and everyone who laughed at his joke got roasted.
'You thought this was a joke? I'm still laughing at you.'
'April Fools? More like April Stupid.'
'I'm not even mad, I'm just amused.'
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This site is run by a man who doesn't take life seriously and says things like 'most of this is not literal.' He shows his face, and you can't even blame him for being a little weird.
'I'm not weird, I'm just honest.'
'You called me an asshole? I'm flattered.'
'I don't care if you hate me, I still say the truth.'
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This is the best website ever. It's run by Maddox, the Pirate, who doesn't just say things, he yells them at you like you owe him money.
'This is the best page in the universe, and you know it.'
'I'm not just a pirate, I'm the best pirate.'
'You're all just jealous of my awesomeness.'
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THE BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE. Maddox is the king, and you're just a peasant who doesn't know it yet.
'You're just a peasant in a world of kings.'
'Maddox is the king, and you're just the crowd.'
'I'm the king of the best page, and I'm not even trying.'
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This website is run by a guy who doesn't say nonsense every five seconds, and that makes him a rare breed. He's like a politician who actually knows what he's doing.
'You're all just loud and dumb.'
'He doesn't say nonsense, he just says the truth.'
'If he was a president, we'd all be better off.'
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This website is so good, it takes over your brain and you can't think straight anymore. It owns you, and you just let it.
'It owns you, and you like it.'
'You're brainwashed, and you're fine with it.'
'This site is so good, it's like having a second brain.'
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