Maddox Ass Bitch
A loudmouth who claims to be the best at drinking, but falls asleep before anyone even gets drunk. When they wake up, they act like they were the center of attention the whole time.
You said you could drink me under the table, but you passed out before I even had my second drink.
You challenged me to a shot-off and then fell asleep in the middle of the game. You're a joke.
I tried to have a real conversation with you, but you were too busy being a drunk mess.