Maddox Ass Bitch

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A person who brags about being able to chug beer like it's water, but ends up face-down on the floor after three shots. When they wake up, they act like they ruled the party and everyone else was just a bunch of losers.

I challenged you to a shot-off and you passed out before I even finished my first one. You're a disgrace.

You talked about how you could drink anyone under the table, but you couldn't even finish my whiskey.

I tried to talk you into a drinking game and you fell asleep before the first round even started.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A loudmouth who claims to be the best at drinking, but falls asleep before anyone even gets drunk. When they wake up, they act like they were the center of attention the whole time.

You said you could drink me under the table, but you passed out before I even had my second drink.

You challenged me to a shot-off and then fell asleep in the middle of the game. You're a joke.

I tried to have a real conversation with you, but you were too busy being a drunk mess.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A guy who talks big about being able to drink anyone, but ends up sleeping through the whole party. When he wakes up, he claims he was the best at everything and everyone else was just trash.

You said you could drink me under the table, but you passed out before my first shot even hit your mouth.

You tried to be the cool guy at the party, but you were too drunk to even stand up.

You claimed to be the best at drinking, but you were too wasted to even finish my drink.

by Slangipedia 8d ago