Maddocks
A cock that looks like a sausage. Also the stuff that comes out when you’re tired and your brain is melting. People who get aids are usually called Maddocks because they’re bad at life.
My cousin’s Maddocks is so big it could double as a snorkel.
She got aids because she dated a Maddock.
He tried to use his Maddocks as a ladder and failed.