Maddocks

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A cock that looks like a sausage. Also the stuff that comes out when you’re tired and your brain is melting. People who get aids are usually called Maddocks because they’re bad at life.
My cousin’s Maddocks is so big it could double as a snorkel.
She got aids because she dated a Maddock.
He tried to use his Maddocks as a ladder and failed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Hot, smart, and has a pp so big it could be a zip code. He’s got his life figured out and if you don’t have a Maddock in your life, you’re doomed.
My Maddock is my best friend and he’s got a plan for my life.
He’s so smart he could teach your dog calculus.
He’s got a pp so big it looks like a parking lot.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Black, thick, and his pp is like a subway tunnel. He’s got a good personality and is funny as hell.
My Maddock is so thick he could be a bridge.
He’s got a sense of humor that makes my grandma laugh.
His pp is so long it’s like a highway.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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10-inch cock, sexy, drippy, and loves to cuddle. He’s smart and he’s got everything going for him.
He’s so drippy he could be a fountain.
He cuddles like he’s giving a hug to a baby.
He’s smart enough to solve a Rubik’s cube in his sleep.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Big pp, romantic, funny, and super smart. He’s the whole package and he’s a cuddle monster.
He’s so romantic he could make a heart out of dirt.
He’s funny enough to make a clown cry.
He’s smart like Einstein, but with more pp.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human meatball. Fat, lazy, ugly, and has the brain of a potato. They don’t know how to live.
He’s so fat he could be a mattress.
He’s lazy like a sloth on vacation.
He’s ugly enough to scare a ghost.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy with a foot-long cock that can warp into a dog and maul people. He’s rich, he’s a thug, and he’s got Tupac as a dad.
He turned into a dog and bit my neighbor’s face off.
He’s rich enough to buy a whole island.
He claims Tupac is his dad and it’s true.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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