Maddles
Maddles is a tiny, kinda chubby blonde girl who’s always happy and laughs like a senile old man. She’s part mammal, like a Slow Loris, Fennec Fox, and Hazel Dormouse, but she’s not a weird nighttime creature. She’s a morning monster, snuffling around for snacks after sunrise. She loves cereal, Marmite, herbal tea, and Lady GaGa, and she’s not afraid to tell you.
Maddles woke up at 6 a. m. and ate three bowls of cereal before I even opened my eyes. She’s a menace.
She tried to convince me Marmite is a breakfast essential. I still have a beard from that.
She texted me at 7 a. m. with a photo of Lady GaGa and said, ‘This is my spirit animal.’