Maddles

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#morning monster#sniffing snack lover#Lady GaGa fanatic

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Maddles is a tiny, kinda chubby blonde girl who’s always happy and laughs like a senile old man. She’s part mammal, like a Slow Loris, Fennec Fox, and Hazel Dormouse, but she’s not a weird nighttime creature. She’s a morning monster, snuffling around for snacks after sunrise. She loves cereal, Marmite, herbal tea, and Lady GaGa, and she’s not afraid to tell you.
Maddles woke up at 6 a. m. and ate three bowls of cereal before I even opened my eyes. She’s a menace.
She tried to convince me Marmite is a breakfast essential. I still have a beard from that.
She texted me at 7 a. m. with a photo of Lady GaGa and said, ‘This is my spirit animal.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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These girls are the bestest friends ever. They’ve been together since birth, and they know everything about each other, like the inside of a toilet. They plan their whole lives together, and they trust each other so much, they’ll tell you their deepest secrets, unless it’s a surprise. They’re like a family, but with more drama and less chores.
She told me her best friend’s secret, and then told me not to tell anyone. Classic Maddles.
They’ve been best friends for 15 years and still argue over who’s the better singer.
She texted me: ‘Maddles is coming over. I’m hiding in the closet. Don’t let her see me.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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