Mad.dik
a person who acts like they're the king of the dicks, but they're really just a joke. they're the kind of person who gets kicked out of every bar they go to.
My brother is Mad. dik. He got kicked out of 5 bars last week.
My friend is Mad. dik. He told a joke to a cop and got in trouble.
My cousin is Mad. dik. He tried to flirt with a cop and got arrested.