Mad.dik

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a dumbass who can't keep it in their pants and is always getting into trouble with dicks. they're a walking disaster who needs to stop acting like a toddler and actually grow up.
My cousin is Mad. dik. He had 3 jobs and 7 girlfriends last week.
My mom calls my brother Mad. dik because he's always getting kicked out of bars.
My teacher said I'm like Mad. dik because I can't focus on anything.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a person who is so obsessed with dicks they forget their own name. they're the kind of person who starts fights over who has the bigger one.
My friend is Mad. dik. He started a fight in the mall over a guy's hat.
My neighbor is Mad. dik. He screamed at a chicken for looking at him wrong.
My brother is Mad. dik. He tried to beat up my dog because it didn't respect him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a person who is always messing around with dicks and never takes anything seriously. they're the reason why everyone else is tired.
My classmate is Mad. dik. He made a mess of the classroom during lunch.
My dad is Mad. dik. He took a break from work to argue with a cop.
My friend is Mad. dik. He tried to make a chicken dance.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a person who acts like they're the king of the dicks, but they're really just a joke. they're the kind of person who gets kicked out of every bar they go to.
My brother is Mad. dik. He got kicked out of 5 bars last week.
My friend is Mad. dik. He told a joke to a cop and got in trouble.
My cousin is Mad. dik. He tried to flirt with a cop and got arrested.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a person who's so dumb they think every dick is their friend. they'll probably end up in jail or just become a legend.
My friend is Mad. dik. He tried to rob a store with a chicken.
My brother is Mad. dik. He ran away from home to find a bigger dick.
My neighbor is Mad. dik. He told a chicken he was the king of the world.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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