maddie swanson
She’s a weird kid with a fake tan and a loud mouth. She’s a Bears fan, a Cubs fan, and a Blackhawks lover. She thinks she’s cool and knows David Dobrik. She’ll make your life a nightmare if you’re not careful.
She starts a fake tan debate at a Bears game. You’re stuck in it.
She texts you: 'I know David Dobrik and he’s cooler than you think.' You’re annoyed.
She shows up to your house in a Blackhawks jersey and fake tan. You’re confused.