maddie swanson

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#chicago#celeb-fake#fake-tan

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If you meet her, you’re doomed. She’s a weird, spiky cactus of a kid. She’s a Chicago superfan, fake tan addict, and thinks she’s cooler than she is. She fakes knowing celebs like David Dobrik. She’ll make your life a mess.
You’re at a Bears game and she starts a conversation about fake tan brands. You’re trapped.
She texts you: 'You know David Dobrik? I know him better than you do.' You don’t.
She shows up to your house in a Bears jersey and fake tan. You’re confused.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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She’s like a cactus with a tan and a chip on her shoulder. She’s a Bears fan, a Cubs fan, and a Blackhawks lover. She thinks she’s smart and acts like she knows David Dobrik. She’ll ruin your day if you’re not careful.
You’re at a party and she starts a debate about fake tan brands. You’re stuck.
She DMs you: 'I know David Dobrik better than you do. You’re not even cool.' You’re mad.
She shows up at your school wearing a Cubs jersey and fake tan. You’re confused.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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She’s a weird kid with a fake tan and a loud mouth. She’s a Bears fan, a Cubs fan, and a Blackhawks lover. She thinks she’s cool and knows David Dobrik. She’ll make your life a nightmare if you’re not careful.
She starts a fake tan debate at a Bears game. You’re stuck in it.
She texts you: 'I know David Dobrik and he’s cooler than you think.' You’re annoyed.
She shows up to your house in a Blackhawks jersey and fake tan. You’re confused.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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