She said she was part of the Illuminati. I said, 'Yeah, and I’m part of the group that washes the toilets.'

She tried to tell me she was magical. I said, 'Yeah, and I can turn your hair into a mop.'

She DM’d me, 'I’m not just hot, I’m a brainwasher.' I said, 'You’re not even a good brainwasher.'