maddie campbell - Maddie Campbell's are the kind of people who pretend to be i

Maddie Campbell's are the kind of people who pretend to be into music just so they don’t look like total farts in the lunchroom.

I sat next to the cool kids and just stared at my sandwich.

I tried to act like I knew the lyrics, but I was just making it up.

I said I was going to the concert, but I was actually going to the pizza place.