maddie campbell

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Maddie Campbell's are like a bad hair day, they’re short, blonde, and have the brain of a goldfish. They fake being into all the cool bands just so they don’t look like total dweebs.

I tried to join the band club, but I just screamed and ran away.

I told my friend I liked The Beatles, but I actually hate them.

I said I was going to the concert, but I was just hiding in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Maddie Campbell's look like they stepped out of a shampoo ad, but they’re actually just trying to avoid getting called out for being dumb.

I said I loved the band, but I didn’t even know who they were.

I tried to sing along, but I just made a weird noise.

I asked what the song was about, and I got a blank stare.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Maddie Campbell's are the kind of people who pretend to be into music just so they don’t look like total farts in the lunchroom.

I sat next to the cool kids and just stared at my sandwich.

I tried to act like I knew the lyrics, but I was just making it up.

I said I was going to the concert, but I was actually going to the pizza place.

by Slangipedia 1h ago