Madders Junk
Madders Junk is so huge it makes a dump truck look like a toy. You need a whole army to move it and a curse from the devil to even think about touching it.
My uncle tried to move Madders Junk once. He came back with a broken leg and a new nickname: 'The Mover Who Wasn't.'
The city tried to build a new road near Madders Junk. It took 2 years and 3 lawsuits.
A kid once threw a rock at Madders Junk. The rock came back and hit him in the face.
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