Madders Junk

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Madders Junk is so huge it makes a dump truck look like a toy. You need a whole army to move it and a curse from the devil to even think about touching it.
My uncle tried to move Madders Junk once. He came back with a broken leg and a new nickname: 'The Mover Who Wasn't.'
The city tried to build a new road near Madders Junk. It took 2 years and 3 lawsuits.
A kid once threw a rock at Madders Junk. The rock came back and hit him in the face.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madders Junk is so bad it could make a garbage man cry. You need a whole fleet of trucks and a bunch of cops to stop it from taking over the world.
A teacher once tried to take Madders Junk to school. It got stuck in the hallway and ate the entire math class.
A dog ran into Madders Junk and came out the other side as a different dog. A bigger dog.
The fire department tried to burn Madders Junk. It just laughed and grew bigger.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madders Junk is so gross it could make a ghost vomit. It's so big that even the military has to take shifts just to keep it from taking over the country.
A guy once tried to date a girl who had Madders Junk in her house. He came out with a broken heart and a new disease.
A whole block of houses got knocked down by Madders Junk. No one even noticed.
A kid once tried to ride a bike through Madders Junk. The bike came out the other side as a bicycle made of trash.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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