Madders Junk
Madders Junk is so gross it could make a ghost vomit. It's so big that even the military has to take shifts just to keep it from taking over the country.
A guy once tried to date a girl who had Madders Junk in her house. He came out with a broken heart and a new disease.
A whole block of houses got knocked down by Madders Junk. No one even noticed.
A kid once tried to ride a bike through Madders Junk. The bike came out the other side as a bicycle made of trash.