Maddenitis
When you play Madden so much your hands are bruised, your eyes are bleeding, and you don’t care if your friends die. You’re a beast, and you’re not coming out.
I played for 12 hours straight and my hands looked like they got hit by a truck.
I told my friends I’d come to the party, but I was playing the Super Bowl.
I didn’t eat for three days because I was too busy playing Madden.