Maddenitis

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When two losers play a game and the score goes back and forth like a drunk kid on a swing. It’s fake, but it feels real. Everyone thinks they’re the best, but they’re just both bad.

Bro, I beat you 3-2 in the final round, but I know you cheated.

You said you’d win the Super Bowl, but I just beat you in the first round.

I had 20 points and you had 19, and you still won because the game was broken.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re so obsessed with Richard Madden you think he’s going to propose to you in the middle of a football game. You’re delusional and it’s annoying.

I saw him in the mall, and I started crying.

I skipped class to watch his movie again.

I told my mom I was going to marry Richard Madden by the end of the year.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you play Madden so much your hands are bruised, your eyes are bleeding, and you don’t care if your friends die. You’re a beast, and you’re not coming out.

I played for 12 hours straight and my hands looked like they got hit by a truck.

I told my friends I’d come to the party, but I was playing the Super Bowl.

I didn’t eat for three days because I was too busy playing Madden.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you lie to your friends to avoid hanging out so you can make out with your girl instead. You’re a coward and you’re a cheat.

I told them my team was going to the Super Bowl, but I was just trying to get alone time with my girl.

I said I had to play a game, but really I just wanted to kiss her.

I told my friends I was going to the mall, but I was with my girl the whole time.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When a commentator spouts nonsense so bad it makes you want to punch them in the face. They’re clueless and they don’t know what they’re talking about.

That commentator said the game was ‘tight’ when we were down 40-0.

He called the play ‘a masterstroke’ when it was just a dumb move.

He said the quarterback was ‘in the zone’ when he was just drunk.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Madden is a hot guy who doesn’t care about school. He’s easy to deal with and he’s a good lay. Don’t question it.

Madden’s got a 6-pack and he doesn’t even try.

He skipped algebra to play football, and it worked out.

He’s the guy you want to date, not the one who makes you do homework.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Madden is a game that turns you into a drooling, obsessed mess. You don’t get laid because you’re too busy playing it.

I lost my virginity to Madden, not my crush.

I got a D in math because I was too busy playing the game.

My crush asked me out, but I said no because I was playing Madden.

by Slangipedia 8d ago