Maddenitis
When you lie to your friends to avoid hanging out so you can make out with your girl instead. You’re a coward and you’re a cheat.
I told them my team was going to the Super Bowl, but I was just trying to get alone time with my girl.
I said I had to play a game, but really I just wanted to kiss her.
I told my friends I was going to the mall, but I was with my girl the whole time.