maddenhands - Maddenhands is when your hands are so crumbly you can’t even

Maddenhands is when your hands are so crumbly you can’t even catch a ball if it was giving you a hug.

I dropped the ball like it was the last piece of pizza and I was full.

I missed it like I had no idea what a ball was.

I couldn’t catch it even though it was right in my face like I was a zombie.