maddenhands

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Maddenhands is when your hands are so messed up you can’t even grab a ball if it was trying to kiss you!

I missed the ball like it was a math test and I forgot my calculator.

I dropped the ball like it just insulted my mom.

I couldn’t catch it even though it was right in front of me like I was blind and stupid.

Maddenhands makes your hands so bad you can’t even catch a ball if it was waving at you like a friend.

I dropped the ball like it was the worst thing ever and I was tired.

I missed the ball like I had no idea what it was doing.

I couldn’t grab it even though it was right there like I was a ghost.

Maddenhands is when your hands are so crumbly you can’t even catch a ball if it was giving you a hug.

I dropped the ball like it was the last piece of pizza and I was full.

I missed it like I had no idea what a ball was.

I couldn’t catch it even though it was right in my face like I was a zombie.

Maddenhands is when your hands are so messed up you can’t even catch a ball if it was holding your hand.

I dropped the ball like it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.

I missed it like I was sleepwalking and didn’t care.

I couldn’t catch it even though it was right there like I had no brain.

Maddenhands makes your hands so weak you can’t even catch a ball if it was giving you a high five.

I dropped the ball like it was the worst thing ever and I was annoyed.

I missed it like I didn’t know what I was doing.

I couldn’t catch it even though it was right in front of me like I was a robot.

Maddenhands is when your hands are so bad you can’t even catch a ball if it was trying to be your best friend.

I dropped the ball like it was the worst part of my day.

I missed it like I didn’t care at all.

I couldn’t catch it even though it was right there like I was a ghost.